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That's One Long Weiner Tee (White)

$30.00 USD

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That's What Jesus Said Tee (Grey) 

I tell you, these wiener dogs are getting ridiculous. Take this guy, for instance. Does he even have hind legs? We assume he must, because otherwise his belly would be on the ground. But we can't really confirm that. All we can do is conclude that he has hind legs based on our best guess. Sort of like how we know dark matter must exist, but no one has ever actually seen it. One thing's for sure: That's what you call an extra-long wiener. (Pardon the off-color pun.)

Material 

Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

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Our regular in-store policy is 7 day exchange or store credit; however, we realize that if you can't come in to try the clothing on you might not be sure how the garment will fit or look. We are happy to offer an exchange or a refund within 2 weeks of receiving your online order. We always offer free shipping in the US, but for exchanges or returns, we require the customer to pay the return shipping (which is usually a few bucks via USPS).

International and Expedited Shipping is non-refundable.

If an item is marked SALE (Price reduced from original price), that item is FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange.

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